Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
