so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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