Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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