For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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