let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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