who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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