There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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