You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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