just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
