Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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