the new term for farting is butt boxing.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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