I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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