ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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