The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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