plz talk dirty to me
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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