I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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