dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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