bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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