hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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