I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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