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go home
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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