New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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