We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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