I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He shit in the fireplace
I did not marry a roomba.
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