Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I would fuck him just for his dog
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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