I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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