What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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