Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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