I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You are the jesus of drinking
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
