girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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