her vagine was all disorganized.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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