stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
