he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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