I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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