So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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