somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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