too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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