And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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