question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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