just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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