He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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