You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Green mimosas i think yes
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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