Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
