okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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