Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
And then he peed in my hair
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