i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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