have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
