party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
