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I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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