at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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