i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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