im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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