I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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